Lt. Sam Weinberg
Phillip Green
Janni Pytor Gogolak
Todd Hockney
Frank Swan
Lazlo
Stuart Smiley, National Security Advisor
Izzy Kirke
Wayne Boggs
Dr. John Dojny
Walter Smith
Ronnie Rosengold
Jacob Goldman
Hunsaker
Damitry
Walter Emerson
Jerry Segel
Cupid
Brad Berman
Det. Larry Doyle
Bobby Chicago
Lorne Daniels
Himself
Self
Michael
Elmo Broth
Tom Gilbert
Jordan
Rabbi Jacobsen
Tom
Director
Dr. Simmons
Gerry Lefcourt
Rosenheim
ASAC Brooks
Ned Beindorf
Harlan
Sheriff Tom Wagner
Jim Gittelson
Self - 'Rool'
Klandermann
Officer Quinn
Dr. Robert Coles
Dr. Norris
Joe Viola
Matt Gianni
Eli
Wit Roy
Rudy
Julian Reciputo
Kevin
Frank "Mossy" Mostin
Christopher Rose
Abe Saperstein
Gordon
David Rudolf
Curt Allmans
Phil
Max Schmucker
Mickey
Banker
Boss Vic Koss
Additional Caller
Doctor Shaw
Self - Roaster
Dr. Stern
Gary
Mr. Womack
Geoffrey Mallard
Tubby
William
Eddie Hayes
Donald
Rool
Jerry
Ralph Slutzky
Buzz
Dr. Jerry Berman
Agent Brinkley (uncredited)
TV Sportscaster
Riley / Alligator
Bob Martindale
Radio Host (voice)
George Anderson
Jack Adams
Frank Moxter
Bernard Cooper
Rick
Archimedes
Dr. Orbus
Warden White
Cru (voice)
Host
Voice Characterization (voice)
Joker / Jonathan Kent (voice)
Pilot
Sidney Portinbody
William Johnson
Karl Kreutzfeld
Self - Guest
Chick Morton
Jordan Better
Pavel
Alvin Biletnikoff
Bernie Nussbaum
Joe Shea
Lamar Johnson
Marv
Older Kerning
Self - Host
Moishe Maisel
Gerald Crane
Judge Kyle Gallo
Kevin Pollak
Mouse / Grasshopper (voice)
Lieutenant Weinberg
Self - Narrator (voice)
Albert Hathaway
Marion
Mr. Bell
Ross / Bagel Man / Professor (voice)
Rodney Daloof
Andrew