Sam
Jacob Smallbury
Robin
Gary Glitter
John Rossington
Willy
Robert
Macdonwald
Arthur Greenwood
Judge John Trench
Alex Stuart
Gordon
Adam Watkins
Arvel Crynyd (uncredited)
Breugal
Ad man / Singer
Cook
Norman
Gerald Duffy
Mr. Price
Jimmy Maiden
Apemantus
Doctor
Mathew Spearman
Massimo Colonn
Coombe
The Great Zambezi
Hierarch Regret (voice)
Judge Milan Kadnikov
Janny
Feltham
Hortensio / Peter (voice)