PC Mackintosh (voice)
Self
Himself
Flipper
Self - Presenter
George
Self (archive footage)
John Redmond
Mackintosh (voice)
Don Tonay
Cyril the Barman
Big Chris (voice)
Max Bygraves
Peter Kay
Simon Pig
Brian Potter/Max
Maxwell "Max" Bygraves
Geraldine McQueen
Big Chris / Tin Top (voice)
Victor Kennedy
John
Narrator / Pearl Harman / Paul le Roy / Alan McLarty / Matthew Kelly / Johnny Utah aka Craig
Fred 'Spud' Baker
Self - Guest
Neil
Brian Potter