Mr. Windfall (voice)
Darius
Charles
Dimitri
Vic
Barry
Interviewee – Actor
Harold
Self
Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper
Narrator
Dave Burns
Mr. Loughborough
Self - Narrator (voice)
Harry Kershaw
Stan
Foreman
Terry
Plank
Fat Bob
Bat
Len
Bob Tolliver
Kevin Ruddock
Stephen
Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers
Bill (Flowerpot Man)
First Cab Driver
Nathan
Football Coach
Bernard Right On/Various
Himself
Simon Joke
Policeman 1
Peter Keggy
Himself, Various Characters
Self - Presenter
Narrator (voice)
Pete Gifford
Daniel Hoffmeyer
Sam Brooks
Pied Piper of Hamelin
Ray Bould / Hypnotherapist
Various Characters
Self - Contestant
Various
Cooper Steinem
Joe Beasley
Charlie Darling
Geoff
Himself - Contestant
Various (voice)
Nigel Pearson
Self - Narrator
Sir Donald Tyburn
Royo
Leonard Monk
John Banks
Dog (voice)
The Boss
Treasurer
Waiter 2
Customer
Farmer Grundles
Alan Squires
Andrew Vernon
Himself - Narrator
Self - Participant
DI Warren Bull
Ken
Colin Popov
Self - Panellist
Frank
Petty Officer Alan Partridge
Sgt Dunn
Jimmy Daly
DCI Chris Ricketts
Self - Guest
Self - Panelist