Grant
Ron's Trick
Shawn Johnson
(archive footage)
Steve
Logan
The Hitchhiker (as Brad Benton)
Masked Ball Attendant
Francis
Elias Hatfield
Jake
Nikos
Jacob
Gate Agent
Credited as Brad Benton
Narrator (voice)
Evan Lucas
Alex
Thomble (voice)
County Guard #2
The Cigarette John
Masked Robber
Christmas Caroler
Finntoozler (voice)
Baxter/Prancer (voice)
Seth
Spencer
Gary Winters
Jason Steele
Father John
CWO Butowski
Pax
Rocco
Monster Truck / Hood 2 / Clunker 2 / Doctor 2 (voice)
Tyler
Kal
Roberto
Odysseus
Lance
Trevor
Pete
Jake Devereaux
Dyonisus
as Brad Benton
Dwayne Stevens
Capt. Pete Rodgers
(credited as Brad Benton)
Zeke
Brad, Mark's Lover
Tom
Scotty
Bunny Man
Professor Gordon
Bobby Jon
Colin
Self
Lou Jinks
Hopper