Victor
Raccoon Jerry (voice)
Bruce
Dr. Glenn Richie
Jeff
Jim Stansel
Dr. Neil Gardner
Lozo
Mark Orlando
Harold
Dr. Wealer
Antonio Torello
Gustav Warner
Duncan
Vinnie Van Lowe
Coach Carr
Todd - Strip Club Owner
Doug
Tommy
Edgar Cabot
Rick Gergenblatt
Ben
Nikki Evans
Self
Roger
Mike Parker
Lars Van Der Hoot
Will
Rick Raglow
Mark Lucas
Deaf Tattoo Artist
Sequencing Technician
Mr. Hanson
Glen Finch
Archie
Carven Wagi
Frankie
Various
Pocketeer (voice)
Jack Mechanic
Dad
Dr. Brad Turner
Patient
David Wilder
Camp Leader
Big Tipper
Kelly
Lester Highsmith
Dan
Miles
Glenn Richie
Wilson Christopher
Glen Richie
Various Characters
Mark
Andy
Larry Leighman
Steve Coprin
Ron Donald
Streeter Peters
Frank
Brian
Jake
Victor Pulak
Professor (voice)
Brad Ackles
Stoo
Joseph Manfredi
Columbus (voice)
Jackie Jervis
Ethan
Captain Jason Stentley
Self - Judge
Jack Conway (voice)
Agent Flanley (voice)
Becket (voice)
Phil (voice)
Dean Belichick (voice)
Snake
Self - Guest
Mike
Harry Hollinger
Guy Young
Donny 'The Seed' Sedowsky
Theodore Roosevelt
Dracula (voice)
Keith (voice)
Self - Panelist
Masterpiece
Flute Cop
Poppa Paul (voice)
Reggie (voice)
Chab (voice)
Phoenix (voice)
Craig Weets
Christopher Columbus (voice)
Stu (voice)
Dallas Portland (voice)
Harry Houdini
Gus
Richard Rickman
Bishop
Larry Leighman / Lenny Leighman
Lenny Leighman
Wayne
Bob Cabot