Kelly Stone
Moe Dickstein
Det. Doug Bigelow
Self
Mr. Wareman
Danny Vermin
Max
Jack
Hamlet
Self / Frank Sinatra
Louis Long
Joe Piscopo
Angelo
Eastern Regional Director
Zike / Spider
Jack Cosmo
Prince Vince (voice)
Rocky
Himself
Dr. Fishberg
Jarret Whitestone
The Comic
Self - Various Characters
Salli
The Dogfather (voice)
Golfer
Manager (voice)
Self - Host
Jeff Stahl
Art Cahill
Self / Various
Albert Romano