I.R. Baboon (Voice) / Cow (Voice) / Chicken (Voice) / Red Guy (Voice)
Ed Bighead / Bev Bighead / Mr. Dupette / Grandpa Wolfe / Mr. Fathead / Mrs. Fathead / Dead Napoleon (voice)
Weasel #2 / Weasel #3 / Pig Driver / Peasant / Man in Street (voice) (archive footage)
Big Red Guy - Chicken (voice)
Hamburglar / McNugget #3 (voice)
Professor Monkey-For-A-Head / Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer / Little Boy / Doorman of the Gods / Taxidermist