Derek
Jon Sodon
Narrator
Nelson Rockefeller
Monty Brogan
Eisenheim
King Baldwin
Aaron
Alan Isaacman
Lester 'Worm' Murphy
Bruce Banner
Father Brian Finn
Jack Teller
Cop
Harlan
Holden Spence
Sheldon Mopes / Smoochy
Will Graham
Bill Kincaid / Brady Kincaid
Steve
Ray Tierney
Dr. Walter Fane
Duane / Kevin / Bruno / Eric / Museum Guard
Stone
Byer
Narrator (voice)
Henckels
Henry Gerber (voice)
Robert
Mike Shiner
Self
Self / Stefon
Sammy Bagel Jr. (voice)
Scout Master Ward
Self - Bruce Banner / Hulk, The Incredible Hulk (2008)
Himself
Conrad Earp
Carl Foreman (voice)
Pete Seeger
Self / Scout Ward
Bill
Whit Yardsham
Rex (voice)
Lionel Essrog
Edward Norton
Nova (uncredited)
The Chauffeur
Self - Actor
Self - Narrator (voice)
Miles Bron
Self (archive footage)
Izzy LaFontaine
Self - Guest
Jonathan Chopin
Self - Cameo (uncredited)
Bridge Inspection Supervisor
Self - Host
Sammy (voice)
The Soil
Reverend Elijah Hooper (voice)
Devon Bradley (voice)