Crankcase
Fred Davis
Amos Tucker
Bags
Himself
Hermie
CHP #1
Milo Jackson
Skip Jones (voice)
Dr. Tart
Man in Closing Credits
Tim
Dorf
Herman Dooly
Self
Self (archive footage) (uncredited)
Squirrel (voice)
Ensign Charles Parker
Hermie (voice)
Seagull (voice)
Vernon Praiseworthy
Himself - Host
Barnacle Boy
Deputy Sniffer
Dooley
Self (archive footage)
Dewey
Hinky Pinky
Various
Janitor
Santa (voice)
Deussel Dorf
Dorf / Wally / Flash
Oldie Hollis / Narrator / Derk Dorf
Dorf / Cave Man (Grunt) / Cooking Show Host
Game Warden
Sniffer (voice)
Mulch (voice)
Grandad
Self (uncredited)
Freddy Frog / Gate Guard / Roger / Narrator (voice)
Freddy Danton
Professor VanVanguard
Deputy Sniffer (voice)
Howard Simpson
Mayor
Henry Whitaker
Mr. Kenter
Telephone Repairman
Gus
Clerk / Justice of Peace
Tim Conway (voice)
Tim Conway
Milton
Sketch Characters
Bucky Bright
Rocky
Self - Comedian
Mr. Henderson
Knuckles Pratt
Ace Crawford
Tim 'Spud' Barrett
Rango
The Young Man
Zebra / Jackal (voice)
Tim Conway / Mr. Griffith / Mr. Griffith's Twin (voice)
Barnacle Boy (voice)
Wally Banks (voice)
Ephraim Wanker
Self - Panelist
Himself - Narrator (voice)
Mayoral Candidate
Tim Conrad
Comedian
Phil Fumble
Alvin Peterson (voice)
Self - Guest
Self - Guest / Various Characters
Self - Sketch Actor
Marty Rogers
Cragmont
Nick
Freddy
Mickey
Self - Nominee
Kenny Montague
Weeper (voice)
Self - Co-Host