John Hauser
Interviewer
Jordan Phillips
Detective Boone
Uptown Doggie
Jack Collins
Tonka Joe (voice)
Narrator
Rothbart / Thorpe / Peasant (voice)
Wiley
Ron Walker
Phillip Dutton
Agent Lawrence
McIntyre
Vomit Reporter
Winston Becker
Mob Leader
Mr. Connor
FBI Agent Doyle
Helicopter Scientist #2
FBI Agent Tucci
Public Defender
Mr. Black (voice)
James Beels
Carl
Agent Hubbard
Manny Robertson
Burnt Oak (voice)
Sam Lovejoy
Vernon Dicky
Nix
George Waxler
Stranger
Valentino Kukoc
Edward Groll
Jakin
Additional Voices (voice)
Charlie Lunt (segment "Mail Order Degree")
Gua Associate
Bernie
Kurt Baron
Memnock