Himself
Joe Daley
Sandie
Self
Lampert Binew
Owen
Coach Murphy
Lowell
Butters
Jerry Hobson
Mart Ryde
Bob
Waiter
Andrew Blythe
Bill
The Irishman
Howard Cantour
Bucky
Edsel Kellogg III
Barry
Chester
Peter
MC
Sheriff Loggins
James McDonough
Corey
Santa Claus (voice)
Trent Lueders
Jim at the Ad Agency
Danny's Dad
Larry Johnson
George Gilner
Stanley Bellin
John Stoehr
Peng (voice)
Carl Mancini
Jackie
Dr. Gelding
Chris Grandy
Santa Claus
Paul Markham
Gordon
Red
Phil Berlin
Zeke
Frank
Picker
Ramsey Flint
Professor Abraham Van Helsing (voice)
Lemmy
Cam
Hilton Manager
Del (voice)
Richard
Cuts Troy's Cuff Soldier
Paul Jederman
Narrator
George Westinghouse
Dayton
Cameron / Kent
Mr. Kamen
Reverend Craig Peterson
Smee
Lorenzo Paguro (voice)
Larry
Van Helsing (voice)
Papa Owl (voice)
Roy
Brad
Toby Gibbons
Rusty Carnouk
Oliver Tunney
Jim
Self - Comedy Guest
Jim Gaffigan
Hoovy (voice)
The Thunderbolt (voice)
Self - Guest
Donald
Henry Haber (voice)
George Rozakis
Doug
Russell Matthews
Manny Broward
Self - Cameo (uncredited)
Self - Panelist
Officer Krupke
Marty Palin
Jim Gaffigan (voice)
Oliver
Father Time (voice)
Portis