Rick
Clinton Roark
Self
Brion
Jerry
Francis
Charlie Hannah
J.J. Maguire
Gabe Welch
Glenn (voice)
Joshua
Tobey Marshall
Randy Jackson
Paul
Hollis Wilson
Cameron
Jonathan Wharton
"Weird" Al Yankovic
Owen
Peter Drax
Steve Watts
David
Narrator (voice)
Floyd
Phil
Michael Powell - Age 21
Man
Joseph
Chris
Bryan
Monty Brandt
Jesse
Victor
Wasted Guy
Trent
Adam Niskar
Lucas
Shane
Jesse Pinkman
Peter Hutchins Jr.
Eddie Laroche
Link Hofstadter
'X-Ray' Conklin
Stew Ellis
Michael Zizzo
Derek
David 'Sky Commander Winky' Winkle
Scott Quittman
Doug
Self - Cameo (uncredited)
Self - "Jesse Pinkman"
Todd Chavez / AA Bird / Donkey Kid / Skippy (voice)
Aaron Paul
Eddie Lane
Guest
Gamer691 (voice)
Jesse Pinkman (archive footage)
Warren Cave
Student
Caleb Nichols
Cliff Stanfield
Zipper
Todd Chavez / Emperor Fingerface (voice)
Ben Gordon
Jesse Pinkman (voice)