Postville Police Chief
Walrus
Pop Daley
Uncle Shiloh Clegg
Tim
Patch-eye Higgins
Mr. McIntyre
Crawford Gowrie
Herbert Jothan
Prof. Sam Houston Jones
Thomas 'Arkansas' Jones
Peaceful Jones
Mr. Steuben
Jim Hagen
Charlie Kemp
Sarge
Emmett Mulvey
Deputy Gaffer
Charles Earle Gilbert
Henry Groper, Optician
Sheriff Dyke Merrick
Sheriff Kiscaden
Sheriff Willy Clair
Chuckity
Rudy
The Very Reverend Patrick O'Shea
Richard Howe
Expectant Father
Hotel Man
Father "Dickie" Ball
Mr. Danforth
Phineas Aloysius Higby
Emcee