Sgt. Ellis
Freddy
Bodkin
Mr. Lea
Bert
Mod Lewis
Fred Moore
George
Mike Sago
Copperthewaite
Clarence Hubbard
Oldham
J.P. Powers
Harry
Bill
Guy Fawkes
Charlie
Frank Potter
Mr Deery
Chef
George Trout
Editor (voice)
Mercadier
Sgt Beetroot
Ben/The Cook
Jenson
Reg Turnbull
Larkin
Det. Chief Insp. Stephen Quirk
Claude Jeremiah Greengrass
Fred Moffatt
Self
Sergeant Beetroot
Barney Todd
Vladimir
Guest
Claude Greengrass
Sgt. Hogg
Cecil
Merv Pottinger
Jim the Policeman
Himself