Trevor
Dad
Tintin
George Redman
Slyfield
Spike
Barry Weller
Kevin
Johnathan
John Weighill
Morgue Orderly
John Williams
RMP Company Sergeant Major
Leif the Lucky
Limo-Driver
Elf
Neil
Brabantio / Gratiano
Jeff
Rene
Narrator
Steve
Bas
Danny
Bigsy
Det. Harry 'Superspeed' Cotty
Dominic
Alf Reynolds
London Cabbie
Bruce
Caretaker
Mark
Huxley
Daddy
Johno
British Journalist
Conductor (uncredited)
Meryton Milliner
Dave
Phil
Tunnel Foreman
Peter Birdsall
Punter
Foz
Archie
Rod Senseless
Alfie Lynch
Ron, Steve's Stepdad
Albert Calthorpe
Perevozchenko
Ronnie
Detective Richmond
Steve Dempsey
Reeks
DS Chris Healey
Colin Blakefield
Duty Officer
Stretch