Cashier
Bill Weasley
Thomas Burberry
Rodney
Jackie
Moon (The Kid)
Charlie Redmond
Clan Techie
Connor
Levin
Tim Lake
Boy
Freddie Joyce
Jon Burroughs
Russel Allen 'Phil' Phillips
Caleb
General Hux
Jim Farrell
Captain Andrew Henry
Monty 'Schafer'
Mahon
Henry Beard
Stensland
Oldest Son
Ray
A. A. Milne
Thomas McGregor / Mr. Jeremy Fisher (voice)
Dr. Faraday
Anthony Armstrong
Brian (voice)
Bob Geldof
Clifford
Bernard
Trampis
Donal
Shergar
Gabriel O'Malley
Self
Mr. Thomas McGregor
Doofus
John Dean
Ash Starmer
Byrne
Sam Fortner
Jack
Self - Guest
Self - Narrator
Billy Johnson
General Hux (voice) (archive sound)