Daniels (uncredited)
Vernon
Greg Lamada
Bud Cobra
Caldwell
Ritchie
Animal Control Officer
Dan
Jerry
Paramedic
Jack
Lewis
Kevin
Nick
Account Manager
Danny
Ferguson
Guy In Line
Jeffries
Reporter
Jake Lewis
Agent
John Skeemer
Plant Worker
Tony
Skyler Weston
Bradly Hope
Chick
Quentin / Hilowitz
Himself
Jerry / T.V. Evangelist
Jerry Kaminski
Fred Renfield
Brian Winston
Kirk
Peter
C.O. John Carter
Pickford
Willy
Dave (segment "Allison's Story")
Eddie
Robbie Whitmore
Cop 1
Dispatcher Tommy
Eric
Ensign Newbie