Larry Chucklesworth
Townsfolk
Bob Fossil
Arnie
Watson
Dummkopf
Comicbook Nerd
Captain Crab (voice)
Len
Elf (voice)
Dave
Self
Himself
Judge
Judge Jordan
Pakled Captain (voice)
Mark Twain
Pakled / Rebner / Other Pakled (voice)
Greg
Restaurant Manager
Reggie (voice)
Producer
Gainsborough
Christoph Spinetti
Stacy (voice)
Professor Wallace (voice) / Emcee (voice)
Sick P.A.
Frankie Watterson (voice)
Cloyd / Turbish (voice)
Turbish (voice)
Cloyd (voice)
Cloyd / Turbish / Malfus the Philosopher (voice)
(voice)
Ole / Boy in Play #1 / Boy in Play #2 (voice)
Son in Crowd (voice)
Satan (voice)
Turbish / Cloyd (voice)
Ludwig Tom Wright (voice)
Doughnut man
Rich (voice)
Lester Corncrake
Bartender
Larry Chucklesworth (archive footage)
Elena
Luther the Hobo
Dr. Chambong
Roger
Queen / Worm (voice)
Evil Sandwich (voice)
Answering Machine / Smoke Signal (voice)
Cat Man
Alien Shaman (voice)
Doug (voice)
Mel
Unrobbable Coachman
Additional Voices (voice)
Self - Narrator
Porter Wagoner
Snagglehorse
Rich
Clay
King Flippy Nips (voice)
Elf #1 (voice)
Reverend Fulcher
Dr. Patel