El Paso Sheriff
Max Greenbaum
Mr. Mercer
Victor Muzetti
Mort
Judge Wilson
Alfred / Mountie / Minister
Angello Marcello
Hank
Joel Adams
Robert Perry
Earl Slybotsky
Terry
Lance
Alien Commander
Patrick Offit
Moshe
Nicky
Emmett Farquaha
Willie
Dr. Alex Warner
The Pound Attendant
Officer Kellogg
President
Allen Haldeman
Board Chairman
George Arnold
Mr. Hulka
Kenny Aptow
Colin Lassiter
Chuck Arteburn
Pit Boss
Cop