Sanders
Karaoke Party Guest
Pasqual
McMacy
Becks
Dirk
Flunky
Roach
Marshall
Jerry Niles
Lenny Schwartz
Steven
Uncle Fred
Johnny
Jeff Sanders
Weasel
Arciero
Randy
Carl
Engneer
Merkin
Jeff Shapiro
Todd Gibbs
Fleck
Cameron
Southside Butcher
Dr. Dorsal Fin
Self
Deputy Lewis Ross
Manpower
Wormser
Coroner
Food Server
Self - Ambassador for Peace
Clark Boy
Widowmaker
Gas Man
Carl Wayne Bishop
P.A.
Monsignor Winston
Doug
Satan
Troy
Virgil Sylvano
Vegas
Reverend Kelly
David De McMichaels
The Pump Jockey
Tattoo
Tiny Tim
Paperboy
Kevin
Declan Rains
Burt Willie
Heckler
Bone
Store Clerk
Stacy's Dad
Himself
Patrol Cop
Passport Officer
Scientist
Doug Hannigan
Manager Gil
Michael (Segment: "Michael")
Dad
Cyrus
Trenton
Zoumas
Caitlin's Cousin Stevie
Damon Childress (2007)
Sal Kazlauskas
Mantooth
Neil 'Frogurt'
Mr. Parnell
Moose Master Mike
Laddy
Sean Radmon
Maury
Aquarius
Leopold Malloy
Pizza Guy
Andrew
Walker
Chip
Anton
Skeet
Scott Jordon
Writer
Officer Langley Turk (voice)
Security Guard
Cosmo Dibble
William
Sam
Todd
Manager
Whacky Wally
Bill Voss
Lion McPoyle
Frank
Tucker White