Pete Eckhart
Kevin
Ruxin
Andre
Taco
Jenny
Ellie
Rafi
Sofia
Shiva
Russell
Meegan
Dirty Randy
Bill Haddock
Trixie Von Stein
Baby Geoffrey
Bethesda
Chalupa Batman
Frank 'The Body' Gibiatti
Ted
Dr. Ewing
Lane
Library Boy / Tiny Tim
Libby
D.A. Lipscombe
Marathon Runner / Pedestrian
Gina Gibiatti
J.J. Watt
Spazz
Rebecca Ruxin
Gavin
Neil
Teacher Pam
Cheryl
Allison
William
Chuck
Chu
Sofia's Mama
Maitre D'
Antonio Gates
Park Girl
Thurber-Horngoode Sufferer
Ethan Coque
Geoffrey
Jaywalking Girl
Taco Truck Customer
Bartender
Ashley
Cop
Lindsey
Dr. Henry Rocha (voice)
Rich Eisen
Gail
Jim McMahon
Rafi's Landlord
Rupert Ruxin
Pam
Kristin Cavallari
Joel Cocque
Candy
Mr. Browner
Father Zaragosa
Ben
Race Winner's Mom
Marshawn Lynch
Danielle
Emma
Rachel
Cathy
Young Ruxin (as Gianni de Cenzo)
Jordan Cameron
Cameron Jordan
Mike Evans
Carlos Hyde
Taylor Lewan
Ryan Shazier
Stephon Tuitt
Rabbi
Mr. Rappaport
Mrs. Rappaport
Pedestrian
Jay Glazer
Umpire
Darren Sproles
Mark Cuban
Mr. OO
Greg
Evan
Nurse
Orderly #1
Orderly #2
Rafi's Wife
Rafi's Son
Priest
Mental Patient
November
Fiona
Rosette
Police Officer
Rump Burglar
Shauna
Steve
Chelsea
Tough Woman
Little Girl
Tyree
Amy
Breast Cancer Patient
Father Muldoon
Penny
Jenny's Doctor
Mini Mart Owner
Basketball Player
Bruce
Takoda
Sam
Dr. Harvat
Ruben
Jeremy
Heather
Teacher
Classmate #1
Classmate #2
Shapps
Doug Hendrickson
Crazy Tiffany
Waitress
Freddie Mandino
Tom Condon
Mike Pereira
Tommy Condon
Stewardess
John Schneider
Tyrann Mathieu
Calais Campbell
Sarah Ruttkay
Seahawks Official
Security Guard
Ming Wu
Randall Cobb
Ulyanna
Rabbi Shtotelman
Mrs. Shtotelman
Sven
Condom Customer
Copper Harris
Ernesto
JoBeth
Trophy Kevin
Corey
Ref
Cute Farm Girl
Golden Tate
Assistant Minister
Judge Hardy
Kale
Thomas Rivers
Minister
Korean Church Goer
Tim
Brittany Barber
Gloria Lipscombe
Meg
Mr. McGibblets
Abe Lincoln
Gold Guy
Claire
Agent Baker
L-E
Ref Dave
Berkley
Referee
Pete's Date
Imaginary Andre
Papi (voice)
Mr. Friedman
The Oracle
Perp
Theresa
Race Winner
Tiffany
Birthday Party Child
Mrs. Friedman
Meghan
Angry Boyfriend
Bouncer
Robert
JD
Terry Bradshaw
Kylie
Neighborhood Patrol
Women in waiting area
Bryce
Craig
Waiter
Angry Bar Patron
Leonard
Angry Friend
Tow Truck Driver
Amanda the Jetta Girl
VW Boss
Hot girl in VW Jetta
Ambrosia
TSA Guard
Security Line Woman
Chad Ochocinco
Craig O'Connor
Lily
Molly
Brooke
Dr. Maxwell
Collin
Josh Cribbs
Terrell Suggs
White party attendee
Twyla
Taco's Notary Girl
Stacy
Waitress 2010
Rosenberg
Darcy
Lanie
Petting Zoo Owner
Ed
Ryan
Randall
Groom at Wedding
Judge Humphrey
April
Das Dinga
Angry Husband
Brassy Judge
Bailiff
Camille
Tacos girl
Stu Pompeu
Tracy
Male Classmate
Al The Barber
John Hansen
Adam Caplan
Mr. Mitchell
Company Guy
Elevator Girl
Trophy Store Employee
Bar patron
Bar Guy
Brent Grimes
Maurice Jones-Drew
Sidney Rice
Dr. Andre Nodick
Husna
Algerian Dad
Algerian Mom
Algerian Fan
Mordechai
Actress #1
Algerian TV Announcer
Mrs. Klein
Bum
Vanessa
Hotel Bartender
Football Announcer (voice)
Melanie B.
Jessie
Twin
Dom ( Italian Waiter )
Yoga Instructor
Sex Bruises
Magic tattoo
Louisiana Woman
Aiko
Yumi
Ruxin's Boss
Glovsie
Mrs. Hobart
Extra
Tanner
Hardware Store Clerk
Principal Frazier
Carmenjello
Nadia
Katie
Flanagan the Drug Dealer
Girl in Bar
Mugger
Kristen
Julian
Gabriel
Genesis Council Master
Andrea
911 Dispatcher
Mr. Swall
Chloe
Blind Waiter
Matt Forte
Nurse Bernice
Robert Griffin III
Trent Richardson
Matt Kalil
Ryan Kalil
Jerry Jones
Jason Witten
Felix Jones
Jay Ratliff
Brandon Carr
DeSean Jackson
OB Doctor
Trina Richardson
Cowboy
Rich Dalrymple
Dr. Levenson
Sutton
Cute Girl in Bar
Wesley
Yumiko
Japanese Sushi Chef
Sushi Bar Hostess
Paintball Employee
Abby
Tyler
Martha
George
Mommy & Me Class Instructor
The Cutlet
Ryan Fitzpatrick
Judge Hobart
Morgue Worker
Donny 'The Seed' Sedowsky
Tug
Old Lady #1
Old Lady #2
DeRon
Piano Store Guy
Michelle
Mr. Rosenthal
Shoe Store Clerk
Lauren
Dr. Melvoy's Daughter
Taco's Abandoned Patient
Taco's Lady Patient
Taco's Addict Patient (as Nick Ross)
Latino Worker
Foreman
Gumpa Duke
Gumma Eve
Wanda
Dr. Pete Wyland
Colonoscopy Nurse
Valet
Elderly Woman
Wrestler
The Wrestler
Burger Joint Customer
Charlie McCrudden
Homeless Man #1
Homeless Man #2
Deion Sanders
Miles Miller
Santa Claus
Kid
Scared Kid
Adrian Peterson
Blair Walsh
Lady in Street #1
Lady in Street #2
Sticker Girl
Sticker Bitch #1
Burt
Gloria
Pool Waitress
Gerald McCoy
NaVorro Bowman
Snoop Dogg
Sergeant Panico
Pete's Girl
Taco's Girl
Bum #1
Cool Bar Girl
Chuck Falcon
The Goon
Boris
Margaret
Motel Manager
Officer Bungalon
Stripper #1
Falcon's Daughter
Stripper #2
Sky Cap
Tricia Valence
Airport Police Officer
Traveler
Mrs. Hatch
Mother at Party
Jogger
Luther the Hobo
Maude
Sarah
Stand Up Teacher
Man on Street
Stand Up Student
Coma Patient's Wife
Hostess
Coma Patient
Bakery Employee
Taco's Sober Girl
Bookish Girl
Young Andre
Young Taco
Young Kevin
Young Pete
Mrs. Shapiro
Greg Jennings
Donald
Ruxin Traffic Cop
Gus
Coach Crowley
Georgia Thompson
Tony Thompson
Men's Boutique Worker
Credit Card Lady
Screaming Lady
Taco's Mistress
Vernon Davis
Rabbi Kirschenblatt
Choir Singer #1
Choir Singer #2
Choir Singer #3
Choir Singer #4
Lawyer
Choir Singer #5
Choir Singer #6
Banquet Attendee
Matthew Berry
Pit Boss Joe
Draft King Girl (uncredited)
Jay Cutler
Taco's Kid Patient