Cast from Police Squad!
Leslie Nielsen
Lt. Frank Drebin
Alan North
Captain Ed Hocken
William Duell
Johnny the Snitch
Rex Hamilton
Abraham Lincoln
Joyce Brothers
Dr. Joyce Brother
Barbara Tarbuck
Mrs. Twice
Robert Goulet
Executed Man
Bonnie Campbell-Britton
Lana
Claudette Nevins
Veronica Rivers
William Shatner
Poisoned Man
Florence Henderson
Targeted Homemaker
William Conrad
Stabbed Man